21 Funny One Liners to Boost Your Mood

Let's share some lighthearted one-liners about health to remind ourselves that not everything needs to be taken too seriously.

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1. Legless Pup

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2. Thinking Out of the Box

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3. OCD Good Bye

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4. Drive-Thru Dilemma

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5. Reflexes and Responsibility

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A daily dose of laughter is like a tonic for a healthy mind and body! In the pursuit of health-conscious living, we can't forget to infuse a bit of humor.

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21 Funny One Liners to Boost Your Mood

By HealthMeansWealth

Let's share some lighthearted one-liners about health to remind ourselves that not everything needs to be taken too seriously.

1. Legless Pup

Everyone deserves to live in a healthy relationship where they feel loved, safe and comfortable- especially you!

2. Thinking Out of the Box

“Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.”

3. OCD Good Bye

“My girlfriend left me because she couldn't handle my OCD. I told her to close the door five times on her way out.”

4. Drive-Thru Dilemma

“Subway is definitely the healthiest fast food available because they make you get out of the car.”

5. Reflexes and Responsibility

“With great reflexes comes great response-ability.”

A daily dose of laughter is like a tonic for a healthy mind and body! In the pursuit of health-conscious living, we can't forget to infuse a bit of humor.

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